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The Shitty Blue Jays

Posted by SL

December 31, 2008 |

This off-season looks like it will bode well for the irreverent geniuses at drunkjaysfans.com.  The Jays, who are attached to a tight financial leash, made the least significant moves of the last two weeks’ free agency binge.

General Manager J.P. Ricciardi signed left handed starter Mike Maroth and catcher Michael Barrett.  He also signed a couple other shit-bags in Randy Ruiz and Raul Chavez.  Maroth, who last pitched for the Tigers, has missed considerable stretches of time since 2004 due to injuries and the fact that he’s shitty.  Barrett is best known for punching A.J. Pierzynski in the kisser and fighting former teammate Carlos Zambrano in the dugout.

This stinks to all high shittyness; double the dump since the loss of A.J. Burnout.  I live in Toronto; now driving to Pittsburgh to watch the Pirates is more than just a stadium upgrade.

I hope to have a banner on this site again, soon.


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  1. metmother on December 31, 2008 1:19 am

    It’s been a long time since the Jays have been relevant. I remember the late 80s/early 90s heyday, and how exciting baseball was in Toronto. I don’t know if it will ever be the same again.

  2. SL on December 31, 2008 1:37 am

    Those were the good ol’ days. I recently saw Dave Winfield on Pros Vs. Joes, and he could make their roster next season.

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