Stop The Manny Madness! Little Is Certain For Next Season

It’s true, the Dodgers have officially made an offer to Manny Ramirez.  The report came from a “source”, probably Manny’s agent Scott Boras.  Get ready for this, the reported proposal was for… ONE YEAR!  That’s about 31 years shy of what Boras and Manny are seeking, although the deal would be for somewhere in the $25 million range.

I for one don’t know what to make of this.  It’s almost inevitable that Manny will play somewhere in California, and if Scott Boras wasn’t such a massive prick I’m sure we would already know what team he would frustrate this coming season.  Chances are slim that Ramirez will sign a deal for one-year (that would require him to work hard for an entire season).

Amidst all this mess, only two things are certain for Manny’s upcoming season:

1.  He’ll have long hair.

2.  Undoubtedly, he’ll be an entertaining lunatic.

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