Mar

11

Horribly Mis-Remembering Excerpts From A McNamee Interview

Posted by SL

March 11, 2009 | Leave a Comment

For no other reason than I’m very bored at work, I have doctored some quotes from Brian McNamee.  You can find out what he was actually talking about over at SportsImproper, but I assure you, this doctored transcript is much more fun.
SI:  Mr. McNamee, where did you and Roger first do it?
BM:  The place was [...]

Feb

3

Bonds’ Dirty Urine, Clemens’ Tainted DNA

Posted by SL

February 3, 2009 | Leave a Comment

Sometimes I just wish it would just go away, but seeing as most teams are still treading cautiously this off-season, I’m left with little choice but to report on players accused of juicing.  Who am I kidding, I love this shit.
According to a report from The New York Times, one of Barry Bonds‘ 2003 urine [...]

Nov

25

Roid Rage, Probably Growth Hormone Too

Posted by SL

November 25, 2008 | 2 Comments

Let me state a couple things; I truly believe that Roger Clemens is a cheater, and I also believe that Brian McNamee is a huge creep.  According to a report, Brian McNamee gave federal investigators Roger Clemens’ DNA in the form of cotton balls, gauze pads, and syringes that he had horded between 1998-2001.  McNamee [...]